Harry
Obviously, you haven't had great sex yet...
Sally
It just so happens that I have had plenty of good sex... [diner customers all stare at Sally]
Harry
With whom did you have this great sex?
Sally
I'm not going to tell you that!
Harry
Fine. Don't tell me.
Sally
Shel Gordon.
Harry
Shel. Sheldon? No, no. You did not have great sex with Sheldon.
Sally
I did too.
Harry
No, you didn't. A Sheldon can do your income taxes. If you need a root canal, Sheldon's your man, but humpin' and pumpin' is not Sheldon's strong suit. It's the name. 'Do it to me, Sheldon.' 'You're an animal, Sheldon.' 'Ride me, big Sheldon.' It doesn't work.
