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[Guttman's Coffee Shop. A customer attempts to use the phone]
Bob: [to customer] Hey! NO, NO! NO! [Calmly] I'm expecting a phone call. [The customer hangs up] Thank You. Thanks a lot. [to everyone else] Thanks everybody, I really appreciate this. Also, uh if I... lose consciousness or black out or something explodes, would you tell Dr. Marvin when he calls that I was here...
Mrs. Guttman: Dr. Leo Marvin?
Bob: Do you know him?
Mr. Guttman: Yeah. He bought our dream house. We worked a lifetime to save for a down payment.
Mrs. Guttman: And he swooped down with his bag full of money, and grabbed it out from under us. Son of a bitch.
Mr. Guttman: She never says that.
Mrs. Guttman: Stay as far away from him as possible.
Bob: Well, that'll be easy. He won't see me, that's why I'm waiting for the phone call.
Mr. Guttman: He won't see you? Well, we'll show you where he lives.
Bob: You will?
Mrs. Guttman: The son of a bitch.
Mr. Guttman: She never says that.
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