Henry Dashwood I think I owe you a rather large apology.
2nd most-quoted character in What a Girl Wants (2003): in 13 of its 34 quotes
Most scenes with: Clarissa (7), Daphne Reynolds (3), Glynnis (2)
You like Co-co Pops?
More lines from Henry Dashwood
5 quotes Henry Dashwood Henry Dashwood Remember when I told you how groovy I used to be?
Henry Dashwood I'm not explaining this very well, am I?
Henry Dashwood For me, it's just a stop on the campaign trail, and for Glynnis it's a chance to launch Clarissa on society.
Henry Dashwood No, in Clarissa's case it's more like an intercontinental ballistic missile.
Scenes with Henry Dashwood
7 scenes Henry I think I owe you a rather large apology.
Libby Do you think I've waited 17 years for an apology?
Henry You like co-co pops?
Dude, its chocolate. Need I say more?
Darling, darling, all I'm saying is before we let this hypothetical daughter blow your political career out of the water, we might at least consider doing some checking up on her
Henry Now, checking up for what?
I don't know... criminal record, blood type, triple sixes on her scalp
Henry Glynnis, she has a birth certificate, she has my photograph and she has my eyes.
Henry I'm not explaining this very well, am I?
No, not really. But I'm having fun watching you try.
Henry For me, it's just a stop on the campaign trail, and for Glynnis it's a chance to launch Clarissa on society.
Launch her? You make her sound like a ship.
Henry No, in Clarissa's case it's more like an intercontinental ballistic missile
Henry So are you and Daphne...
Eloping together. Yeah. I realize it's a bit sudden but after last night, there was really no turning back.
Henry You are joking aren't you?
Ian" Yes, of course.
Alistair [Henry has announced that he is withdrawing from the election.] [To Henry]
Are you out of your mind? I have done everything in my power to get you to this position, and I will not let you throw it all away!
Henry Alistair, you've lied to me, I know you lied to Libby, so forgive me if I don't give a flying fart in space what you think.
Alistair Libby?! I stopped you from ruining your life! I saved your family's reputation! When I found out that that girl was pregnant, I knew I was doing the right thing.
Henry [Realizes]
You knew about Daphne?
Alistair Of course I knew. It's my job to know.
[Consumed by far more rage than before, Henry punches Alistair in the jaw.] [To her grandfather] [Horrified]
Grandpa! Are you okay? This is horrible.
Alistair [To his granddaughter] [Angrily]
Do shut up!
[Stops Henry before he can leave] [To Henry]
Henry, darling! Henry! I know Daddy's been naughty, but what about me?
Henry [Coldly]
You'll survive.
[Glynnis becomes heartbroken and devastated. Henry makes his way outside.]
