I'm gonna tell Mom and Dad everything. I'm even considering makin' up some shit!
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Dino Tell me something. What's a beautiful broad like you doing with a malaka like this? Huh?
Lisa It's purely sexual.
Dino No shit.
Gary She's into malakas, Dino!
Lisa Have you ever wondered how sad it is, that your son's only sexual outlet is tossing off to magazines in the bathroom?
Lucy Wallace Oh Gary! Oh my God!
Gary Ma, I never tossed off to anything!
Lucy Wallace You told me you were combing your hair!
Wyatt Do you think Lisa's having a good time?
Gary Lisa could have a good time at an insurance seminar, Wyatt.
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