Wedding Crashers quotes

189 total quotes

Chazz Reinhold
Jeremy Grey
John Beckwith
Other People

View Quote Chazz's mom: Chazz, there's someone here to see you! And pick up your ****ing skateboard!

View Quote Rule #3 - Never confess.

View Quote Husband: Hey, I got an idea, why don't you just kiss my left nut!

View Quote Rule #2 - Never use your real name.

View Quote What is she doing? I never know what she is doing back there.

View Quote Death, you are my Bitch Lover!

View Quote Wife: You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!

View Quote Let's play tummy sticks.

View Quote Rule #10 - Invitations are for pussies.

View Quote Give me a break! That was my first Asian!

View Quote I'm not perfect, but who are we kidding, neither are you. And you want to know what? I dig it.

View Quote Rule #12 - When it stops being fun, break something.

View Quote It's like fishing with dynamite.

View Quote Well, the guy wants to run for president, he thinks Moby Dick is a venereal disease.

View Quote I'm just living the dream.