Wedding Crashers quotes
189 total quotesThe Wedding Crashers Rules
Todd Cleary
William Cleary
Zach's Friends
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This is the real world, lady! You can't just go shooting people on a whim!
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Crab cakes and football, that's what Maryland does!
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Are you ready to have the noise brought on you?
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That's what we call a sack lunch! Num-num-num-num-num!
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Damn sluts.
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Well, the guy wants to run for president, he thinks Moby Dick is a venereal disease.
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You know, she's not just another notch on your belt.
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Todd, that's good! Tell that mean ocean!
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Nature versus nurture, Lodge. Nature always wins.
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[about Todd] Oh, he says he believes in art, but all I've seen him do is dribble his own blood on a canvas and smear it around with a stick!
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I made you a painting, I call the painting "Celebration". It's sexual and violent. I thought you might like it.
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Would that make you love me?!
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I'll be in my room painting homo things.
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Let's play tummy sticks.
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We had a moment at the dinner table.