A scene from Wedding Crashers 2005
Jeremy

Who else wants something?

Boy

I want a bicycle.

Jeremy

A bicycle? Well, a bicycle, that would take a lot of balloons and honestly Uncle Jeremy's a little tired right now so why don't we do something like, uh, let's say a giraffe?

Boy

I just want a bicycle!

Jeremy

Wh-why are you yelling at me?

Boy

Whatever, make me a bicycle, clown!

Jeremy

I'm gonna make you a bicycle. But I don't want to make you a bicycle.

Boy

Shut your mouth, funny guy, and make it!

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