Wedding Crashers quotes
189 total quotesThe Wedding Crashers Rules
Todd Cleary
William Cleary
Zach's Friends
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Rule #108 - Know your swing and salsa dancing. Girls love to get twisted around.
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Rule #109 - Always carry an assortment of place cards to match any wedding design.
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Rule #110 - Make sure your magic trick and balloon animal skills are not rusty. If the kids love it, the girls will too.
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Rule #111 - Never, ever reveal your true identity.
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Rule #112 - Always Rawdog.
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Rule #115 - Never walk away from a crasher in a funny jacket
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Now Todd, it wouldn't kill ya to play some competitive sports, once in a while, would it?
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God damn you! I almost nun-chucked you. You don't even realize!
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Rule #94 - Deep down, most people hate themselves. This knowledge is the key to most bedroom doors.