Deacon : [ After the deck of the Deez clears, one lone figure walks toward the bridge ] Why aren't you rowing? [ The Mariner removes his mask ] Nord : [ Derisively laughs ] It's him. Enola : It is him! You guys are in so much trouble! Deacon : Well, I'll be damned. It's the gentleman guppy. Nord : You know, he's like a turd that won't flush. Mariner : I want the girl. Deacon : You know, I thought you were stupid, friend. But I underestimated you. You are a total freaking ****! [ Derisively laughs'] Mariner : I want the girl. That's all. Deacon : Well, what on this screwed-up earth of ours makes you think you're gonna get her? [ The Mariner takes a flare from his belt, and holds it over a fume pipe leading down to the Deez's fuel hold ] Mariner : You know what this is. I drop it, you burn. Doctor : We all burn... Deacon : Now-now-now, let's not do anything rash here. I mean, are you sure this kid is worth it? I mean, she never does stop talking, she never shuts up! Mariner : I noticed. Deacon : So what is it, then? It's the map. Mariner : She's my friend. Deacon : Golly gee, a single tear rolls down my cheek. You're gonna die for your friend. Mariner : If it comes to that. [ Ignites the flare, and holds it over the fume pipe again ] Nord : He's bluffing! I'll kill him. Enola : He's not bluffing, he never bluffs. Deacon : SHUT UP! [ To the Mariner ] I- I- I- I- I don't think you're gonna drop that torch, my friend. Mariner : Why not? Deacon : Because you're not crazy. [ The Mariner smiles, lifts his hand, and drops the flare down the hole ] NO...!

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