Nord quotes from Waterworld (1995)

View Quote [To the Mariner] You should have stayed under water.

View Quote Deacon: What you got?
Nord: Couple of heartbeats over there. Aren't saying much.
Deacon: [To two Atoll captives hanging up on gear spindles] If you'll notice the arterial nature of the blood coming from the hole in my head, you can assume that we're all having a real lousy day. So here it is, I need to know about that tattooed girl. First one that tells me lives.
Atoll captive 1: I saw a girl. I saw...
Atoll captive 2: It was... she had a big tattoo on her.
Deacon: [Shoots Atoll captive 1, to Atoll captive 2] You won. Start over.
Atoll captive 2: I saw a girl. I'm not sure, but I think she got on that boat with three hulls.
Deacon: The boat that cost me 1,000 G's of go-juice?
Atoll captive 2: Yeah, the mute-o's boat.
Deacon: Mute-o?
Atoll captive 2: Yeah. He got these slits here. Like... [laughs] like fish gills. He wasn't really a man. fluke of evolution.
Deacon: Oh, I'm sorry. A fluke of, uh...
Atoll captive 2: Evolution.
Deacon: I know! Let's have an intelligent conversation here: I'll talk, and you listen. In the beginning, the provider said, 'Let there be water, and the seas came forth. He created everything that we know. The sun, the air that we breathe. He made, also, both man and fish, and no combination thereof. He does not abide the notion... OF EVOLUTION!
Nord: [Raises a fist] Amen!
Smokers: Amen!
[Deacon aims gun at Atoll captive 2]
Atoll captive 2: No! No, you said you wouldn't kill me!
Deacon: Did I say that?!
Atoll captive 2: Yes, yes, yes! You said... you said it!
Deacon: Oh, I may have... I may have! [Gives gun to Nord who then executes the screaming Atoll captive 2] We get to the 'Deez, tank up that sky boat, send it out on patrol. [Pulls down eye patch to reveal empty eye socket] We gotta keep an eye out for that ichthy-freak.

View Quote Deacon: [After the deck of the Deez clears, one lone figure walks toward the bridge] Why aren't you rowing? [The Mariner removes his mask]
Nord: [Derisively laughs] It's him.
Enola: It is him! You guys are in so much trouble!
Deacon: Well, I'll be damned. It's the gentleman guppy.
Nord: You know, he's like a turd that won't flush.
Mariner: I want the girl.
Deacon: You know, I thought you were stupid, friend. But I underestimated you. You are a total freaking ****! [Derisively laughs']
Mariner: I want the girl. That's all.
Deacon: Well, what on this screwed-up earth of ours makes you think you're gonna get her? [The Mariner takes a flare from his belt, and holds it over a fume pipe leading down to the Deez's fuel hold]
Mariner: You know what this is. I drop it, you burn.
Doctor: We all burn...
Deacon: Now-now-now, let's not do anything rash here. I mean, are you sure this kid is worth it? I mean, she never does stop talking, she never shuts up!
Mariner: I noticed.
Deacon: So what is it, then? It's the map.
Mariner: She's my friend.
Deacon: Golly gee, a single tear rolls down my cheek. You're gonna die for your friend.
Mariner: If it comes to that. [Ignites the flare, and holds it over the fume pipe again]
Nord: He's bluffing! I'll kill him.
Enola: He's not bluffing, he never bluffs.
Deacon: SHUT UP! [To the Mariner] I- I- I- I- I don't think you're gonna drop that torch, my friend.
Mariner: Why not?
Deacon: Because you're not crazy. [The Mariner smiles, lifts his hand, and drops the flare down the hole] NO...!

View Quote Nord: So which way we rowin'?
Deacon: I don't have a goddamn clue. Don't worry, they'll row for a month before they figure out I'm fakin' it.

View Quote Enola: He's killed dozens of people, and he doesn't have any mercy or anything. He even kills little girls.
Nord: Haven't we all?