Well, I'll be damned. It's the gentleman guppy. You know, he's like a turd that won't flush.
Deacon
Dennis Hopper · 19 quotes
Mariner
Kevin Costner · 13 quotes
Enola
Tina Majorino · 6 quotes
Helen
Jeanne Tripplehorn · 6 quotes
Nord
Gerard Murphy · 5 quotes
Depth Gauge
William Preston · 2 quotes
Drifter
2 quotes
Hellfire Gunner
Neil Giuntoli · 2 quotes
Gatesman
1 quote
Narrator
Hal Douglas · 1 quote
Most scenes together: Mariner & Helen (5), Deacon & Nord (3), Enola & Deacon (2)
Waterworld quotes
Page 3 of 3[After the Mariner drops the flare and the tanker ship is imploding, to the Deacon looking on disamyed]
Was this your big vision?
[Referring to dry land]
Because I haven't seen it. And I've sailed further than most men have dreamed.
[Referring to the Hellfire Gunner's boat whose line of fire is being pulled to the Deacon's boat by the Mariner ]
Maybe he doesn't answer to Chuck! Call him Charles!
[Sees the Mariner's lit flare plunging into the tanker hold's of crude oil]
Oh, thank God! [The reserve detonates]
[To Enola]
How 'bout a cigarette? Nothing like a good smoke when you miss your mom... Never too young to start...
[To the Mariner with two smokers in pursuit]
Forget the bag. It's not worth it. You'll never make it with your sails down. [The Mariner sabotages the Drifter's boat who gets killed by the two pursuing smokers]
[To two Atoll captives being interrogated]
If you'll notice the arterial nature of the blood coming from the hole in my head, you can assume that we're all having a real lousy day. So here it is, I need to know about that tattooed girl. First one that tells me lives.
[While wrestling with Mariner trying to apprehend him, sees with horror a gill behind the Mariner's ear; with abhorrence]
Mu-u-ta-tion!