Mason Rules are rules. I don't make them, I'm just the manager.
Played by Frank Whaley 
Vacancy (2007) · 20 quotes
Vacancy (2007) · 20 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Vacancy (2007): in 6 of its 20 quotes
Most scenes with: David Fox (4)
It's right there in the corner, number 4. You might have to jiggle the handle a little bit to open her up, she's as sticky as an old whore.
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1 quote Mason Scenes with Mason
4 scenes Mason Hey folks. How can I help you?
Mason Oh! [walks back to the office and turns off tape] Sorry. Things get a little boring around here late nights!
Yeah, we'll go ahead and stay here. Thanks.
Mason I'll give you two the honeymoon suite, for five dollars extra. It's got a few perks that the others don't.
Regular room will be fine, thank you.
Mason What the heck, I'll give it to you for the same rate.
Mason Everything alright, Mr. Fox?
Uh, no, because the asshole in the room right beside us keeps banging on the walls and won't stop. You got any ideas?
Mason The room beside you?
Yeah, room 3. Uh, I go over there to talk with the guy to try to get him to stop, but he just kind of keeps doing it. So, uh, I gotta say I don't know what his problem is.
Mason It's very strange, seeing as you folks are the only guests I've got in here tonight.
Well, somebody's in there, okay, and I gotta say I'm pretty exhausted.
Mason You sure it's room 3?
Yeah. We're in the corner, right? Number 4? Well, it's the room right besides us with the big rusty 3 on it!
Mason 911 Emergency?
Yeah, hello. We need some help. Some people are trying to kill us.
Mason Where are you located, sir?
Me and my wife, we're at this motel, the Pinewood Motel. It's near the mountains. They've got us trapped.
Mason Who has you trapped, sir?
I don't know. We just need help. The Pinewood Motel.
Mason Yes, sir. Do you have an address?
No! It's near some woods. Jesus Christ, look it up!
Mason You're going to need to settle down, sir. You'll never survive if you lose control, Mr. Fox.
Mason [David realizes he's talking to Mason]
You shouldn't be wandering around in the dark by yourself.
