What are you doing?
It was a goddamn raccoon in the middle of the road!
Well, better to kill us than get a little roadkill on the car, huh?
Well, we're still alive. I can tell by the pissy look that you're giving me.
Vacancy (2007) · 20 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Vacancy (2007): in 12 of its 20 quotes
Most scenes with: David Fox (11)
We've had our tetanus shots... right?
What are you doing?
It was a goddamn raccoon in the middle of the road!
Well, better to kill us than get a little roadkill on the car, huh?
Well, we're still alive. I can tell by the pissy look that you're giving me.
I'm sleeping in my clothes tonight.
I'm sleeping in my shoes.
Since 1957.
That's too bad, because they've got good gas prices.
Why didn't you just stay on the interstate?
I don't know. I guess I just wanted to make this as miserable as possible, you know? See just how big a bitch you'd be about it.
Yeah, we'll go ahead and stay here. Thanks.
I'll give you two the honeymoon suite, for five dollars extra. It's got a few perks that the others don't.
Regular room will be fine, thank you.
What the heck, I'll give it to you for the same rate.
I guess it could be worse, you know. We could be stuck in that twin bed at your folk's house, trying to pretend like we're a happy couple.
God, I should've told my mom about us.
Why ruin their party though? I think the thing to do is just tell them after we've signed the papers. It felt really strange to be at that party, watching them all, celebrate being together all those years. How'd it make you feel?
I don't know. Tired.
I'm sorry. Never should've gotten off the interstate, either.
Miss our last one great adventure together?
Boy, you were really dreaming over there earlier. You were mumbling, jerking around.
I dreamt you were trying to kill me. We were at my parents anniversary party and my mother wouldn't stop talking. You started screaming you couldn't take it anymore, and then you tried to strangle me.
Hey, at least you were dreaming about me, right? That's kind of an improvement.
Is that this room?
It sure looks like it.
Why are they doing this?
They might be enjoying themselves.
Never see stars anymore. At least not in L.A. It's kind of nice out here, really. I bet Charlie would've liked it.
Well you should've brought us sometime. We never went anywhere; the job was always too important to leave.
Why do you do that?
Do what?
Every time I mention his name you take a shot at me.
Well stop mentioning his name!
Well you see, I'm not like you Amy. I'd rather just kind of remember him and deal with the pain.
So how far back was the gas station?
I don't know, about a mile. Kind of a long walk in the middle of the night.
Yeah, I mean I guess we could just sit here and hope some idiots like us come along and give us a hand, huh?
I didn't get us lost.
No, you slept for three hundred miles, thanks to your Zoloft-Prozac cocktail.
[Amy flicks her middle finger at David]