A character in Total Recall (2012)

Lori Quaid quotes from Total Recall (2012)

Kate Beckinsale
A line from Lori Quaid

You might want to give your little girlfriend a kiss goodbye. As long as she doesn't mind where those lips have been.

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Lori Quaid

Did you really think I'd let you leave without a kiss goodbye?

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Doug Quaid

If I'm not me, then who the hell am I?

Lori Quaid

How would I know? I just work here.

Doug Quaid

Speculate.

Lori Quaid

If I had to guess, all the trouble Cohaagen's taken to hide you from the Resistance, you must be fairly important. And with your skill set, I think it's highly doubtful you're his gardener.

Doug Quaid

Cohaa... Cohaagen's trying to hide me? Why are you trying to kill me? Talk!

Lori Quaid

Call it the seven-year-itch, Doug. Oh. And by the way, you haven't even *begun* to see me try to kill you!

Doug Quaid

Tell me what is going on? Talk! Or we can skip to "Until death do us apart."

Lori Quaid

I'm not your wife.

Doug Quaid

That's bullshit. We've been married for seven years.

Lori Quaid

I'm U.F.B. police intel, assigned to play your wife. Six weeks ago. I didn't even know you.

Doug Quaid

What are you talking about?

Lori Quaid

It's true. Your memory was erased, your mind was implanted with a life you think you've lived. You keeping up, baby? There is no Douglas :Quaid, there never was.

Doug Quaid

Are you saying I don't... This... Every... Our marriage...

Lori Quaid

What can I say? I give good wife.

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