So, Parker, finish the story about Stanley Hall.

Right. So, uh, this guy, he was a professor on campus, maybe 25 years ago.

What did he teach?

I don't know, physics or some shit.

Abnormal psychology. You know, if you want to, uh, tell the story right.

Not the point of the story, paper boy. But, fine, Abnormal psych it is. Anywho, this guy, he just flips out, you know, goes completely berserk! He grabs a hunting knife and he strolls into Stanley Hall, bangs on every door, and every student that answers their door, he takes that little knife and he cuts their throat, ear to ear. Yeah, does away with an entire floor before, finally, stabbing himself straight through the heart. And thus, the annual Mega Sigma Phi bash.

So you have a frat party to commemorate a massacre?

You betcha.