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Arresting Officer: Sir, could I please see your license?
Pedro: Whuut?
Arresting Officer: Your license. Where's your license?
Pedro: My license? It's on the bumper, man, back there, man!
Arresting Officer: No, I mean your DRIVER'S license.
Pedro: Oh. Oh, yeah, I got my driver's license, man... [gets the license with great difficulty] Hey, I thought'a somethin' really funny, man... Your mother! [laughs]
Arresting Officer: [after dirty look, of course] Sir, what's your name?
Pedro: Uuhhh... Isn't it on the license, man? Yeah, that's it! Pedro De Pacas, man, that's my name...


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