Toyota Kawasaki
Sgt. Stedenko, what are you exactly looking for?
Sgt. Stedenko Dope, drugs, weed, grass, toot, smack, quackers, uppers, downers, all arounders. You name it, we want it!
Played by Stacy Keach 
Up in Smoke (1978) · 37 quotes
Up in Smoke (1978) · 37 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Up in Smoke (1978): in 5 of its 37 quotes
Scenes with Sgt. Stedenko
5 scenes Sgt. Stedenko
Clyde - Narc
Hello, headquarters? Hello, headquarters? Come in, headquarters. This is Officer Clive... we are...
Sgt. Stedenko Use the codename! The codename!
Clyde - Narc
Headquarters, headquarters come in, please. This is Codename Hardhead.
Sgt. Stedenko Hat! Hardhat! Give me that! Hello, radio dispatch? This is Codename Hardhat, Codename Hardhat, do you read me? Over.
Was that Lardass?
Sgt. Stedenko Hardhat! Codename Hardhat! Do you read, radio dispatch?
Hey, I got somethin' for ya, Lardass!
Sgt. Stedenko Hardhat! Hard... Hat! Do you understand?
Lardass, Lardass!
Sgt. Stedenko Hardhat! Radio dispatch, do you know who this is?
Naw, who is this is?
Sgt. Stedenko This is Sergeant Stedenko!
Oh yeah, you know who this is?
Sgt. Stedenko No!
Bye-bye, Lardass!
Sgt. Stedenko The only kind of meat a priest could eat on Friday was nun.
Sgt. Stedenko Now just how well do you know that freak with the basketball?
Unknown
Which basketball?
Sgt. Stedenko Which basketball?
Sgt. Stedenko Some asshole pissed on my leg!
