[Cody and Tayback are tied to a post in the Flaming Dragon compound]
Dude, dude, what the hell is going on here? Where are we?
I have no idea, I've never been outside the States.
Wait what?! Are you **** kidding me?! Did you make this whole goddamn thing up?! Dude you weren't even in the **** service?!
Yes! Of course! Coast Guard!
Coast Guard.
Sanitation Department.
Oh my God! You're a **** garbage man! Dammit! F.L. Tayback lies to me and the whole goddamn U.S. of A.
I wrote the book as a tribute! I'm a patriot.
Yeah, you're the Milli Vanilli of patriots okay? You lied about fighting in the Vietnam War. It's like - It's like punching the American flag in the face goddammit! God, to think I believed you!
Writers lie all the time!
[a guard bursts in]
Can I be tied to another post please?
