The Mayor
This is Transylvania. Don't you want to ask us about Dracula? How about the Creature from the Black Lagoon? I got Godzilla in the next room. How about The Blob?
Gil Turner
Ed Begley Jr. · 3 quotes
Mac Turner
Norman Fell · 3 quotes
Dr. Malavaqua
Joseph Bologna · 2 quotes
Fejos
Michael Richards · 2 quotes
Most scenes together: Mac Turner & Gil Turner (2)
Transylvania 6-5000 quotes
Radu, attack!
Radu Master, I've had enough aggravation for one day.
You can't fire me, I'm your son.
Prove it!
Jack Harrison Look, didn't you hire me to raise the journalistic level of this paper?
Wrong! I hired you to raise the vocabulary level of this paper. I want to keep the journalistic level very low. Why do you think I teamed you up with him? [points to Gil]
Hey, I'm a team player.
Crap? I like crap. I love crap. I need crap. Crap is what sells newspapers. Look around you. Crap, crap, crap. Crap, crap, crap, crap.
Do you smell perfume?
Jack Harrison Yes. I know what was in this room.
What?
Jack The Creature from Estee Lauder.
Odette [pulling Gil to her breast]
Put your face to my breast. Tell me that you want me too!
Odette I want you so bad, it hurts.
Me, too.
I don't work with lightning! I hate it! Ptui! I work with all this other shit!
Is good, ya? Is funny?
Would you like to buy a monkey?