Mac Turner Crap? I like crap. I love crap. I need crap. Crap is what sells newspapers. Look around you. Crap, crap, crap. Crap, crap, crap, crap.
Played by Norman Fell 
Transylvania 6-5000 (1985) · 10 quotes
Transylvania 6-5000 (1985) · 10 quotes
Tied for most-quoted character in Transylvania 6-5000 (1985): in 3 of its 10 quotes
Most scenes with: Gil Turner (2)
Scenes with Mac Turner
3 scenes Mac Turner 
You can't fire me, I'm your son.
Mac Turner Prove it!
Jack Harrison
Look, didn't you hire me to raise the journalistic level of this paper?
Mac Turner Wrong! I hired you to raise the vocabulary level of this paper. I want to keep the journalistic level very low. Why do you think I teamed you up with him? [points to Gil]
Hey, I'm a team player.
