The Transformers: The Movie 1986 quotes

Jettison some weight, or I'll never make it to Cybertron!

Starscream

Fellow Decepticons! Astrotrain has requested that we lighten our burden.

In that case, I say it is survival of the fittest.

Starscream

Do I hear a second on that?

Aye!

Starscream

And against?

Nay.

Starscream

The Ayes have it!

Get! Make room for others!

No, wait! Brothers, don't!

Starscream

Oh, how it pains me to do this! [smirks viciously]

Megatron

Wait...! I still function!

Starscream

Wanna bet? [releases Megatron into deep space and closes the door.]

Megatron

STAAAARSCREEEAAAAAAM!!!!! [his crumbled body disappears into space]

Starscream

Well, [dusts off hands] as Megatron has - how shall we say, "departed" - I nominate myself as the new leader!

Wait! The Constructicons form Devastator, the most powerful robot. We should rule!

Soundwave

Soundwave: superior. Constructicons: inferior.

Who are you calling inferior?!

Nobody would follow an uncharismatic bore like you!

Hey! Nobody calls Soundwave un-cruzimatic!

Yeah, lets kick tailgate!
[The Decepticons begin fighting one another for leadership]

It is the year 2005. The treacherous Decepticons have conquered the Autobots' home planet of Cybertron. But from secret staging grounds on two of Cybertron's moons, the valiant Autobots strive to retake their homeland.

Optimus Prime

Ironhide, report to me at once.

Every time I look into a monitor, Prime, my circuits sizzle. When are we gonna start busting Decepti-chops?

Optimus Prime

I want you to make a special run to Autobot City on Earth.

But, Prime—

Optimus Prime

Listen Ironhide, we don't have enough energon cubes to power a full-scale assault. Ready the shuttle for launch!

Your days are numbered now, Decepti-creeps! [exits, transforming as he makes his way towards the shuttle]

Optimus Prime

Jazz, report security status.

Jazz

No sign of the Decepticons here, Prime.

Optimus Prime

What about Moonbase 2?

Jazz

Jazz to Moonbase 2, Jazz to Moonbase 2!

Bumblebee

Bumblebee and Spike here.

Jazz

We're about to send out the shuttle. Any Decepticon shenanigans in your area?

Bumblebee

All clear, Jazz.

Hey Ironhide, tell my son Daniel I miss him. And tell him not to worry; I'll be coming home as soon as we kick Megatron's tail across the Galaxy!

Will do, Spike.

Optimus Prime

Cliffjumper, commence countdown.

Cliffjumper

Five... four... three...two... one! Blast off!!

Optimus Prime

Now, all we need is a little energon... and a lot of luck.

Unicron

Megatron... Megatron... Welcome, Megatron.

Megatron

Who... Who said that?

Unicron

I am Unicron.

Megatron

Show yourself.

Unicron

I have summoned you here for a purpose.

Megatron

Nobody summons Megatron!

Unicron

Then it pleases me to be the first.

Megatron

State your business.

Unicron

This is my command: you are to destroy the Autobot Matrix of Leadership. It is the one thing - the only thing - that can stand in my way.

Megatron

You have nothing to fear. I have already crushed Optimus Prime with my bare hands.

Unicron

You exaggerate.

Megatron

The point is he's dead, and the Matrix died with him!

Unicron

No. The point is you were a fool. The Matrix has been passed to their new leader, Ultra Magnus. Destroy it for me.

Megatron

Why should I? What's in it for me?

Unicron

Your bargaining posture is highly dubious... but very well. I will provide you with a new body, and new troops to command.

Megatron

And?

Unicron

And nothing! You belong to me now.

Megatron

I BELONG TO NOBODY!

Unicron

Perhaps I've misjudged you. Proceed... on your way to oblivion.

I fear the wounds are... fatal.

Prime, you can't die!

Optimus Prime

Do not grieve. Soon... I will be one with the Matrix.

Hot Rod

Prime...

Optimus Prime

Ultra Magnus. It is to you, old friend, that I shall pass the Matrix of Leadership, as it was... passed to me.

But Prime... I'm... I'm just a soldier. I'm not worthy.

Optimus Prime

Nor was I. But one day... an Autobot shall rise from our ranks... and use the power of the Matrix... to light... our darkest hour.

Optimus Prime

Until that day...'til all are won.
[Optimus tries to give the Matrix to Ultra Magnus, but it falls until Hot Rod catches it. Hot Rod gives the Matrix to Ultra Magnus, right before Optimus dies]

Kup

Finish him off, Prime! Do it now!

Megatron

No more, Optimus Prime! Grant me mercy, I beg of you!

Optimus Prime

You, who are without mercy, now plead for it? I thought you were made of sterner stuff!

Galvatron

Come out, Autobot! We all must die sometime.

Hot Rod

Not today, Galvatron!

Galvatron

I will crush you with my bare hands! Die, Autobot! First Prime, then Ultra Magnus, and now you. It's a pity you Autobots die so easily, or I might have a sense a satisfaction now!

Optimus Prime

Arise, Rodimus Prime.

Optimus...!

Galvatron

NO!! [tries to shoot Rodimus, but to no avail]

THIS IS THE END OF THE ROAD, GALVATRON!!

Galvatron

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Have a nice day! We've forsaking friends! Say the Junkions!

Hot Rod

Where'd you learn to talk like that?

TV! We talk TV! You talk some TV?

Kup

Yeah, I talk some TV: "And now the news, don't touch that dial!"

By George, kimosabes, your smashed up friend soon like brand new with ninety day warenty.

Happy motoring, cocka-doodledooooo!

Starscream

Get on with the ceremony!

Starscream

My fellow Decepticons! As your new leader, I—

Starscream

WHO DISRUPTS MY CORONATION!!??

Galvatron

Coronation, Starscream? This is bad comedy!

Starscream

Megatron? IS THAT YOU!!??

Galvatron

HERE'S A HINT!!!

Galvatron

Will anyone else attempt to fill his shoes?

Eh, what'd he say his name was?

Galvatron

Galvatron.

Long live Galvatron! Galvatron!

Me, Swoop, no see nothing.

Me, Grimlock, positive Hot Rod and Kup close.

Me, Slag, say you full of beryllium baloney.

Me, Grimlock, say you full of cesium salami.

Beryllium boloney.

Friends find, look behind.

Who say that!?!

Friends find, look behind. You go wrong way, you fool I say.

Me, Grimlock, fool?!

Picture you got, now fool you not! [laughs]

Me, Grimlock, no like you!

OW! Why boy hit my nose?

Wheelie say, find friends today!

Me Grimlock say, we on our way!

Don't look behind door number 2, Monty! It's time to play "End of the line, my valentine!" Ger-roni-do-ron-ron-roni-mo!!!

Stop, thief! No welcome-wagon "Hello Stranger" with that new coffee flavor for YOU! Offer expires while you wait. Operators are standing by.

Kup

This reminds me of the battle on Alpha 9, the petro-rabbits were—Grimlock, get your noodle outta my face!

Me, Grimlock, love Kup's war stories.

Kup

You're living one, now. [to Hot Rod] Engage the boosters for Cybertron's sake!

Tell Grimlock about petro-rabbits again.

Kup

I'll give you petro-rabbits! Contact!

Kup

Don't act hostile, I'll use the universal greeting.

Hot Rod

"Universal greeting"?

Kup

Watch, I'll have them eating out of my hands. Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong.

Hot Rod

"Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong"?

Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong.

Kup

See, the universal greeting works every time.

Megatron

Breach their defenses!

Delicious, eh, Shrapnel?

A little heavy on the electrons, electrons.

Kup

The Insecticons are in our way!

Hot Rod

Wrong, they're our way in! Yahh!! [rams into Kickback]

Look out shout, owww! Hey, Perceptor, what's shakin'? other than this fortress.

Blastor, Ultra Magnus sends orders to contact Optimus Prime on Moonbase 1.

All right! Cover your sensors, Perceptor. [transforms into a radio] Optimus prime, do you read me? The Decepticons are blitzing Autobot City! We're ready to get a pounding; don't know how much longer we can hold out!