Excuse me, Lieutenant. Is there something wrong?
Yes ma'am, the data on the MiG is inaccurate.
How's that, Lieutenant?
Well, I just happened to see a MiG 28 do a...
We!
Uh, sorry Goose. WE happened to see a MiG 28 do a 4G negative dive.
Where did you see this?
Uh, that's classified.
It's what?
It's classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
So, lieutenant, where exactly were you?
Well, WE...
Thank you.
Started up on his six, when he pulled in through the clouds, and then I moved in above him.
Well, if you were directly above him, how could you see him?
Because I was inverted.
No, he was, man, it was a really great move.
You were in a 4G inverted dive with a Mig 28?
Yes, ma'am.
At what range?
Um, about two meters.
It was actually about one and a half I think. It was one and a half. I've got a great Polaroid of it, and he's right there, must be one and a half.
It was a nice picture.
Thanks.
Eh, lieutenant, what were you doing there?
Communicating.
Communicating. Keeping up foreign relations. You know, giving him the bird?
Yes, I know the finger, Goose.
Sorry. I hate when it does that.
Yes, ma'am.
