Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Vacation (1992) · 48 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Vacation (1992): in 13 of its 48 quotes
Most scenes with: Winnie (5), Hamton (3), Wade (3)
[After getting flattened by the Pig Family's car) I think the left front tire is a little low.
Waiting for the Clock to Strike Three lyrics
We're waiting for the clock to strike three,
When it's three o'clock, we'll be free.
Plucky Then it's "Adios, Looniversity!"
Summertime is coming finally!
Say goodbye to teachers and books!
Plucky See you in September, you schnooks!
All summer long, we'll be free!
Come on, stupid clock! Please, strike three!
Plucky Summer is the time to hang with your best friends.
Our one wish is that the summer never ends!
Plucky (After getting flattened by the Pig Family's car) "I think the left front tire is a little low."
"67 bottles of non-alcoholic beverage on the wall, 67 bottles of non-alcoholic beverage, if one of those bottles should happen to fall, 66 bottles of non-alcoholic beverage on the wall."
Plucky Duck "Sheesh. The Von Trap Family they ain't! Eh, call me picky, but isn't that song actually 100 Bottles of Beer On the Wall? "
"We don't drink in our family, Plucky!"
Plucky "Uh, hey, Is it just me, or is it hot in here? How bout' a little A.C., huh?"
"Air conditioning wastes gas. I'll just crack a window."
"Don't you dare, Wade! People will think we can't afford air conditioning!"
Plucky "Are we anywhere remotely near HappyWorldLand yet?
"No, but if you're bored, we could always play..."
"Spot the car? Spot the car?"
"Heh heh. Spot the car."
"Whee!"
Plucky "Oh, you mean, like, spot the red cars, or the cars with out-of-state plates?"
"No, any car!"
"Here they come!"
"There's a car! There's a car! There's a car! There's a car!" (Laugh)
Plucky (Flattened) "Fun game."
"Look! here come some more!"
"There's a car! There's a car! There's a car! There's a... whoops. Truck!" (Laugh)
Plucky "Shoot me."
Plucky "Look, Hammy, here's the cream of my collection: A pristine mint-condition first printing of Immature Radioactive Samurai Slugs, number one!"
"Oh, Plucky, we don't allow Hamton to read comic books on family trips."
"Sheesh. Typical parents. Convinced Comics will sap a kid's cerebellum."
"It's not that. Reading in the car always makes me..." (Gulps) "Carsick."
"Newsflash: A psychotic killer has escaped from the state maximum security prison. The raving maniac is described as a lanky man with straggly hair and a pasty complexion. When last sighted, the homicidal fiend was wearing a dirty baseball cap, tattered overcoat, and green hi-tops."
Plucky "Phew!"
"Wait. I'm sorry, That's orange hi-tops."
Plucky "Mama..."
"Doctors report the slavering lunatic has a psychotic aversion to pork. In fact, exposure to any pig product will cause him to go screaming off the deep end. If seen, please notify the authorities at once! Remember this important number: 555-9—"
"Honestly, there's so much sensationalism in the media these days."
Plucky "So long. Sayonara, and good riddance. At least I don't have to live through that again."
"Hold on, Plucky. You haven't seen the slideshow of our trip."
Plucky "SLIDESHOW?!?!?"
"There's that nice young man we met. Did you give him our address?"
"No, Mom. I gave him Plucky's."
Plucky "WHAT?!??!"
Plucky I'll send an S.O.S. to my sweetheart Shirley! [writes a letter] Yeah! Once she sees what a spot we're in, she'll rush to our rescue!
Meep meep!
[The mail truck runs over the Road Runner, leaving him flat like a pancake]
