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Radio Announcer: "Newsflash: A psychotic killer has escaped from the state maximum security prison. The raving maniac is described as a lanky man with straggly hair and a pasty complexion. When last sighted, the homicidal fiend was wearing a dirty baseball cap, tattered overcoat, and green hi-tops."
Plucky: "Phew!"
Radio Announcer: "Wait. I'm sorry, That's orange hi-tops."
Plucky: "Mama..."
Radio Announcer: "Doctors report the slavering lunatic has a psychotic aversion to pork. In fact, exposure to any pig product will cause him to go screaming off the deep end. If seen, please notify the authorities at once! Remember this important number: 555-9—"
(Winnie turns off the radio.)
Winnie: "Honestly, there's so much sensationalism in the media these days."


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