Roy
Look, I love Earl, okay, but... I need you.
Romeo
You don't love me?
Roy
Yeah, yeah, I-I love you too, goddammit.
Romeo
Well, as much as Earl?
Roy
I don't know! I mean, when I was with Earl, I was thinking of you... Yes, uh, as much as Earl. More than Earl. More than Earl.
Romeo
Am I special?
Roy
Well, if you can remove the sexual overtones and add a golf theme, then Romeo, I am your Juliet.
Romeo
In that case, Julieta, I am your caddy.
