Roy
Waggle it and let the big dog eat.
Molly
What big dog?
Roy
The driver, the #1-wood.
Molly
This is metal.
Roy
All woods are. The driver's known as the big dog. I'm just saying let him loose, let it rip, let the big dog eat.
Molly
You know, this is without a doubt the stupidest, silliest...most idiotic, grotesquely masquerading game ever invented.
Roy
Yes, that's why I love it. If you hit one good shot and that tuning fork rings in your loins and you can't wait to get back.

