“Any of you shitheads ever get bored? You ever get bored? 'Cause I got...”

Roy

Any of you shitheads ever get bored? You ever get bored? 'Cause I got a riddle. Takes about 2 ounces of brains to figure it out. Anybody think they got a brain with 2 ounces of brain?

Romeo

There's a rumor Earl does.

Roy

For chrissakes, boys, come on, a little self-confidence from the gallery. This ain't long division.

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