A character in Three Amigos (1986)

Jefe quotes from Three Amigos (1986)

Tony Plana

Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Three Amigos (1986): in 4 of its 37 quotes
Most scenes with: El Guapo (4)

Scenes with Jefe

4 scenes
Jefe

We have many beautiful piñatas for your birthday celebration, each one filled with little surprises!

How many piñatas?

Jefe

Many piñatas, many!

Jefe, would you say I have a plethora of piñatas?

Jefe

A what?

A plethora.

Jefe

Oh yes, El Guapo. You have a plethora.

Jefe, what is a plethora?

Jefe

Why, El Guapo?

Well, you just told me that I had a plethora, and I would just like to know if you know what it means to have a plethora. I would not like to think that someone would tell someone else he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has no idea what it means to have a plethora.

Jefe

El Guapo, I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education, but could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?

What? Are gringos falling from the sky?

Jefe
[Ned falls to the ground]

Yes, El Guapo.

Not so fast, El Guapo! Or I'll fill you so full of lead that you'll be using your thing as a pencil!

What do you mean?

I don’t know.

Jefe

I think he means that if you –

SHUT UP!

Jefe, you do not understand women. You cannot force open the petals of a flower. When the flower is ready, it opens itself up to you.

Jefe

So when do you think Carmen will open up her flower to you?

Tonight, or I will kill her!

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