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Three Amigos

Three Amigos quotes

25 total quotes


View Quote (To summon the invisible swordsman) Farly Farly Farly Farly Farly, Afaaaaarrr
View Quote Dirty Mexican: And then they called us s**** sucking pigs...US!
View Quote Dusty: (bartender offers tequila) Is it fattening?
View Quote Dusty: (can't eat tacos at santo poco village.) Do you have anything besides Mexican food?
View Quote Dusty: (would you like to kiss me?) Sure, yeah. (pause) O, now?!?
View Quote Dusty: Lip balm?
View Quote Dusty: No we will not die like dogs, we will fight like lions!
View Quote El Guapo: I know each one of you, like I know my own smell!
View Quote Gunslinger In Bar: Why don't you come over here and sit on my pretty little lap, I've got somethin I wanna show you honey
View Quote Ned: Young man, you have got it!
View Quote Pablo: Can I have your watch when you are dead?
View Quote Bartender: We don't have no beer, just tequila.
Ned: What's tequila?
Bartender: ...It's like beer...
Dusty: Is it fattening?
Bartender: ...Fat-ten-ing?
View Quote Carmen: I like the one who is not so smart.
Other girl: Which one is that?
View Quote El Guapo: What? Are gringos falling from the sky?
[Ned falls to the ground]
Jefe: Yes, El Guapo.
View Quote Jefe: We have many beautiful piñatas for your birthday celebration, each one filled with little surprises!
El Guapo: How many piñatas?
Jefe: Many piñatas, many!
El Guapo: Jefe, would you say I have a plethora of piñatas?
Jefe: A what?
El Guapo: A plethora.
Jefe: Oh yes, El Guapo. You have a plethora.
El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?
Jefe: Why, El Guapo?
El Guapo: Well, you just told me that I had a plethora, and I would just like to know if you know what it means to have a plethora. I would not like to think that someone would tell someone else he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has no idea what it means to have a plethora.
Jefe: El Guapo, I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education, but could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?