Most scenes together: El Guapo & Jefe (4), Dusty & Ned Nederlander (2)
Three Amigos quotes
Page 1 of 3And then they called us scum sucking pigs...US!
Lip balm?
No we will not die like dogs, we will fight like lions!
I know each one of you, like I know my own smell!
Why don't you come over here and sit on my pretty little lap, I've got somethin I wanna show you honey
Young man, you have got it!
Pablo Can I have your watch when you are dead?
We don't have no beer, just tequila.
What's tequila?
...It's like beer...
Is it fattening?
...Fat-ten-ing?
I like the one who is not so smart.
Which one is that?
Conchita Carmen, today is El Guapo's birthday, and tonight you are to be El Guapo's woman.
I would sooner die.
Conchita Let me prepare you for the way El Guapo makes love. Tell me, Carmen, do you know what foreplay is?
Conchita Good! Neither does El Guapo.
Time for plan B. Plan A was to break into El Guapo's fortress.
And that you have done, now what?
Well we really dont have a plan B. We didn't expect for the first plan to work. Sometimes you can overplan these things.