El Guapo El Guapo only kills men. [horse neighs, Three Amigos shuffle nervously] He does not kill crying women! [Three Amigos let out a sigh of relief]
Played by Alfonso Arau 
Three Amigos (1986) · 37 quotes
Three Amigos (1986) · 37 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Three Amigos (1986): in 8 of its 37 quotes
Most scenes with: Jefe (4)
Tomorrow I will take fifty men with me, find these three gringos, open their stomachs, grab their intestines, and squeeze the shit out of them!
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1 quote El Guapo Scenes with El Guapo
6 scenes El Guapo I know each one of you, like I know my own smell!
We have many beautiful piñatas for your birthday celebration, each one filled with little surprises!
El Guapo How many piñatas?
Many piñatas, many!
El Guapo Jefe, would you say I have a plethora of piñatas?
A what?
El Guapo A plethora.
Oh yes, El Guapo. You have a plethora.
El Guapo Jefe, what is a plethora?
Why, El Guapo?
El Guapo Well, you just told me that I had a plethora, and I would just like to know if you know what it means to have a plethora. I would not like to think that someone would tell someone else he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has no idea what it means to have a plethora.
El Guapo, I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education, but could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?
El Guapo What? Are gringos falling from the sky?
Not so fast, El Guapo! Or I'll fill you so full of lead that you'll be using your thing as a pencil!
El Guapo What do you mean?
I don’t know.
I think he means that if you –
El Guapo SHUT UP!
El Guapo Jefe, you do not understand women. You cannot force open the petals of a flower. When the flower is ready, it opens itself up to you.
So when do you think Carmen will open up her flower to you?
El Guapo Tonight, or I will kill her!
[The Amigos are facing down El Guapo's men]
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El Guapo You will die like dogs!
No, we will not die like dogs, we will fight like lions!
