Nick Naylor
I speak on behalf of cigarettes.
Child
My mommy says that cigarettes kill.
Nick Naylor
Now, is your mommy a doctor?
Child
No.
Nick Naylor
A scientific researcher of some kind?
Child
No.
Nick Naylor
Now, she doesn't exactly sound like a credible expert now, does she?
Little girl sinks back into her chair
Nick Naylor
Look at it this way. How many you want to be lawyers? Lawyers earn money to talk.
One little boy raises his hand
Nick Naylor
OK, let me try this again. How many of you want to be movie stars?
Multiple children
Yes!
Nick Naylor
Movie stars get paid to talk! That is what I do, I talk.
