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Sam: Emma, I haven't made love to a woman . . . in almost three years.
Emma: How come?
Sam: My wife has a disc problem. And she can't take having . . . any weight on her.
Emma: Sam, I hope you don't mind me asking you this, but . . . have you ever thought of - of your wife getting on - on top?
Sam: Oh, she wouldn't do that.
Emma: She may surprise you.
Sam: No, I don't think so. It would be so unlike her.
Emma: Did you ask?
Sam: About 600 times.
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