Emma, I haven't made love to a woman . . . in almost three years.
How come?
My wife has a disc problem. And she can't take having . . . any weight on her.
Sam, I hope you don't mind me asking you this, but . . . have you ever thought of - of your wife getting on - on top?
Oh, she wouldn't do that.
She may surprise you.
No, I don't think so. It would be so unlike her.
Did you ask?
About 600 times.




