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Splinter: Nearly eleven hours in the Ha'Shi, and not one of you has broken.
Raph: [balancing on a tricycle and knitting] I ain't breakin' if Donnie ain't breakin'.
Donnie: [balancing on a spinning table and balancing Ping-Pong balls] Experiencing intense nausea, but not breaking. [Splinter spins the table; Donnie groans]
Mikey: [doing handstands on a spinning office chair] Guys... I'm in the zone! There is literally nothing that can break me right now! [Splinter throws a pizza on the table before him] Starting to break...
Splinter: Of course, you've all tasted the 5-cheese pizza, but this... cheesemongers have speculated its existence for centuries. Da Vinci's original masterpiece. I submit to you... [opens pizza box] The Novantanove Formaggio, the 99-cheese pizza!
Mikey: It's not possible...
Donnie: Mikey, it's a trap! A pizza with that variety of cheese is a culinary impossibility!
Splinter: [holds out a piece to Michelangelo] Shall I list the ingredients? Cheddar... Provolone...
Leo: Mikey, don't you do it!
Splinter: Asiago...
Donnie: Keep it together!
Splinter: Taleggio...
Mikey: I don't even know what that is...
Splinter: Mozzarella, of course...
Mikey: [cracks] Alright, alright, alright! We left the lair because the Foot were taking hostages and we totally kicked butt, and there was this girl named April O'Neil who took our picture… but we took care of it!
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