What are you?
Well, miss, we're ninjas.
We're mutants!
Technically, we're turtles.
And we're teenagers, but we can have adult conversations. [Leo pushes him back]
So, you're... Ninja Mutant Turtle Teenagers?
Well, when you put it like that, it sounds ridiculous!
There are four 6-foot talking turtles walking around New York City, and no one has seen them but you?
Guys, we got a bogey. [the Turtles freeze as Splinter flashes a bright white light behind them]
Where have you been? [knocks down Leonardo]
We were working out! [gets knocked down]
I forgot to soak my retainer! [tries to run, but gets knocked down]
I'm totally sleepwalking! Mikey's sleeping, and walking, he's totally innocent! [gets knocked down]
I'm going to be rich! Like, stupid rich!
We know you're out there! If you don't surrender, we start executing hostages!
I think this is it, guys!
Does anyone have anything they wanna say? Donnie?
I'm the one who eats the icing off the pop tarts in the morning and puts them back in the box!
I so did not understand the ending of Lost!
Raph?
I just... uh, uh... If this our last moment together, I just want you guys to know I'm sorry! I'm sorry I was so hard on you! Ugh. Everytime I pushed you I... I threatened you, I yelled at you, I pushed you beyond your limits, it's because I believe in you! I believe in each one of you! I believe in you spirit and your intelligence and your potential! And every time I talked about walking away it was because I was scared! I just didn't think I was good enough to stand next to you and call you brothers, and say to you, I love you! I love you guys so much!
Raph? We made it. You crying?
No, ding dong. It's just a little dusty out here.
You're extraordinary, my sons. Unlike anything the world has ever seen. Bowed in greatness, destined to protect the people of New York! A dark force is growing: a criminal organization known as the Foot Clan, so named because they step over the good people of this city with no regard. Their leader, the Shredder, will come at you with ferocity. His Foot Clan will outnumber you! The people of New York will look upon you as their only hope. Eyes focused. Elbows locked. Stance lowered. And we begin. Be one with the blades! Lead their path I know you are eager to answer their calls, but your training is not yet complete. The world below must remain your home. As your father, you must trust me. Patience. You're not yet ready to go above ground, but I believe when that day comes, when you rise to the streets, you will be responsible for amazing things.
Nearly eleven hours in the Ha'Shi, and not one of you has broken.
Experiencing intense nausea, but not breaking. [Splinter spins the table; Donnie groans]
Guys... I'm in the zone! There is literally nothing that can break me right now! [Splinter throws a pizza on the table before him] Starting to break...
Of course, you've all tasted the 5-cheese pizza, but this... cheesemongers have speculated its existence for centuries. Da Vinci's original masterpiece. I submit to you... [opens pizza box] The Novantanove Formaggio, the 99-cheese pizza!
It's not possible...
Mikey, it's a trap! A pizza with that variety of cheese is a culinary impossibility!
Mikey, don't you do it!
Asiago...
Keep it together!
Taleggio...
I don't even know what that is...
Mozzarella, of course...
Alright, alright, alright! We left the lair because the Foot were taking hostages and we totally kicked butt, and there was this girl named April O'Neil who took our picture… but we took care of it!
Shredder.
All these years I've been trying to recreate the mutagen. And you... you just handed it to me.
Mom, can I move back home?
So they're aliens?
April O'Neil: No, that's stupid. They're turtles.
Is there anything else we should know about them?
They're ninjas.
BAM! System disabled! Who wants Italian? I'm buying! Tiramisu for everybody!
Guys, I'm in the zone! There's literally nothing that can break me right now! [Splinter tosses a pizza at Michelangelo] Starting to crack...
