Donnie quotes from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)

View Quote [from trailer] I always wanted to try this... [uses his staff as a fulcrum to tip over a moving SUV]

View Quote [wakes up April] Ma'am, can you hear me? Do you know what city you're in? Do you know where you are?

View Quote Oh my Gosh, they have guns!

View Quote [after disabling the toxic bomb's detonator on Sachs Tower] BAM! System disabled! Who wants Italian? I'm buying! Tiramisu for everybody!

View Quote April: What are you?
Leonardo: Well, miss, we're ninjas.
Raphael: We're mutants!
Donatello: Technically, we're turtles.
Michelangelo: And we're teenagers, but we can have adult conversations. [Leo pushes him back]
April: So, you're... Ninja Mutant Turtle Teenagers?
Donnie: Well, when you put it like that, it sounds ridiculous!

View Quote Leo: I think this is it, guys!
[The Turtles and April start to plummet to the ground]
Leo: Does anyone have anything they wanna say? Donnie?
Donnie: I'm the one who eats the icing off the pop tarts in the morning and puts them back in the box!
Mikey: I so did not understand the ending of Lost!
Leo: Raph?
Raph: I just... uh, uh... If this our last moment together, I just want you guys to know I'm sorry! I'm sorry I was so hard on you! Ugh. Everytime I pushed you I... I threatened you, I yelled at you, I pushed you beyond your limits, it's because I believe in you! I believe in each one of you! I believe in you spirit and your intelligence and your potential! And every time I talked about walking away it was because I was scared! I just didn't think I was good enough to stand next to you and call you brothers, and say to you, I love you! I love you guys so much!
Donnie: Raph? We made it. You crying?
Raph: No, ding dong. It's just a little dusty out here.

View Quote Donnie: Guys, we got a bogey. [the Turtles freeze as Splinter flashes a bright white light behind them]
Splinter: Where have you been? [knocks down Leonardo]
Raph: We were working out! [gets knocked down]
Donnie: I forgot to soak my retainer! [tries to run, but gets knocked down]
Mikey: I'm totally sleepwalking! Mikey's sleeping, and walking, he's totally innocent! [gets knocked down]

View Quote Splinter: Nearly eleven hours in the Ha'Shi, and not one of you has broken.
Raph: [balancing on a tricycle and knitting] I ain't breakin' if Donnie ain't breakin'.
Donnie: [balancing on a spinning table and balancing Ping-Pong balls] Experiencing intense nausea, but not breaking. [Splinter spins the table; Donnie groans]
Mikey: [doing handstands on a spinning office chair] Guys... I'm in the zone! There is literally nothing that can break me right now! [Splinter throws a pizza on the table before him] Starting to break...
Splinter: Of course, you've all tasted the 5-cheese pizza, but this... cheesemongers have speculated its existence for centuries. Da Vinci's original masterpiece. I submit to you... [opens pizza box] The Novantanove Formaggio, the 99-cheese pizza!
Mikey: It's not possible...
Donnie: Mikey, it's a trap! A pizza with that variety of cheese is a culinary impossibility!
Splinter: [holds out a piece to Michelangelo] Shall I list the ingredients? Cheddar... Provolone...
Leo: Mikey, don't you do it!
Splinter: Asiago...
Donnie: Keep it together!
Splinter: Taleggio...
Mikey: I don't even know what that is...
Splinter: Mozzarella, of course...
Mikey: [cracks] Alright, alright, alright! We left the lair because the Foot were taking hostages and we totally kicked butt, and there was this girl named April O'Neil who took our picture… but we took care of it!