[Flynn is woken up by Pascal's wet willy and finds himself tied to a chair with Rapunzel's hair] [to himself]

Is this... hair?

[hiding in the dark]

Struggling... struggling is pointless!

Huh?

I know why you're here and I'm not afraid of you.

What?

[steps into the light]

Who are you, and how did you find me?

Uh-huh...

[firmly]

Who are you? And how did you find me?

[clears throat]

I know not who you are, nor how I came to find you, but may I just say... [changes his demeanour] Hi. How ya doin'? The name's Flynn Rider. How's your day goin'? Huh?

[scoffs]

Who else knows my location, Flynn Rider?

Alright, Blondie.

Rapunzel!

Gesundheit. Here's the deal. I was in a situation, gallivanting through the forest, I came across your tower and... Oh... oh, no... where is my satchel?!

[proudly]

I've hidden it. Somewhere you'll never find it.

[looks around]

It's in that pot, isn't it?

[Rapunzel hits him with her frying pan; Flynn wakes up again and notices that Pascal's giving him another wet willy]

AH! [Pascal jumps off him] Would you STOP THAT?!

Now it's hidden where you'll never find it. So, what do you want with my hair? To cut it?

What?

Sell it?

NO! Listen, the only thing I want to do with your hair is to get out of it, lit-er-al-ly!

Eat-- Wait, you don't want my hair?

Why on Earth would I want your hair? Look, I was being chased, I saw a tower, I climbed it. End of story.

You're telling the truth?

Yes!