Glenn
So, I was talking to Nana on Saturday. Her birthday's coming up, and I don't know what to get her. She's gonna be 88...
Kyle
Get her a coffin.
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Kyle Ian Roberts
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Reese You did?
Susan & Ricky Yeah.
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