“Hey, Lucius, I just wanted to share a piece of personal information...” – Ricky Bobby, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby ... Movie Quotes Database

[driving his first race]

Hey, Lucius, I just wanted to share a piece of personal information with you. I've got a...a chubby right now because THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST AWESOME EXPERIENCES OF MY LIFE!! I'M GETTIN' TO DRIVE A RACECAR I CAN'T BELIEVE IT OH MY GOD!!!

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Ricky Bobby The room is startin' to spin real fast...cause of...cause of gayness. Ricky Bobby Mr. Dennit, with all due respect... I had no idea that you had an experimental surgery to have your balls removed. Ricky Bobby Hot dog! I mean, that's like lookin' up Yasmine Bleeth's skirt!