Daniel Hackett
Who are you?
Pecos Bill
I am a ring-tailed roarer. I can draw faster, shoot straighter and drink longer than any man alive. I ride cyclones and i wrassle--
Daniel Hackett
You got a name, don't you?
Pecos Bill
I'm gettin' to that. I'm the rip-snortinest cowboy that ever rode North, South, East or West of the Rio Grande. I'm Pecos Bill.
Daniel Hackett
And I'm Santy Claus.
Pecos Bill
Friendly cuss, ain't he, Widow Maker? Well, Dan'l Hackett, I think them two varmints got somethin' that belongs to you.

