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View Quote Now you'll find out why Ms. Sherwood shows up for breakfast, Tom. It's not love, it's my coffee machine.
View Quote Officially, there are no Italian homosexuals. It makes Michelangelo and Leonardo very inconvenient.
View Quote Oh God! Don't you want to **** every woman you see just once?
View Quote Well, whatever you do, however terrible, however hurtful, it all makes sense, doesn't it, in your head. You never meet anybody that thinks they're a bad person.
View Quote What a waste of lives and opportunities. [abruptly turning his attention to a street musician] I'd pay that fellow $100 right now to shut up.
View Quote Why is it when men play they always play at killing each other?
View Quote You know, people always say that you can't choose your parents, but you can't choose your children...
View Quote You know, without the glasses you're not even ugly.
View Quote You're the brother I never had. I'm the brother you never had. I would do anything for you, Dickie.