Sweet Home Alabama quotes

41 total quotes

Mayor Kate Hennings
Melanie Carmichael
Multiple Characters

View Quote Andrew: You married your cousin?

View Quote Jake: Anybody think of anything in here that, uh, might bother Bobby Ray?
Wade: Uh, Clinton's breath.
Jake: You still the same Bobby Ray from last night?
Bobby Ray: Last time I checked, yeah.
Jake: [puts arm on shoulder] Well, then, let me buy you a drink.
Bobby Ray: Well, you're really not my type... [laughter]

View Quote Young Melanie: What do you want to marry me for anyhow?
Young Jake: So I can kiss you anytime I want.

View Quote Bobby Ray: Now, what'd I ever do to you?
Melanie: Oh, you didn't do anything to me, darlin'... or any other girl in town!

View Quote Jake: C'mon, I wanna show you something.
Melanie: I can't.
Jake: Can't? Or won't?
Melanie: Both.
Jake: The girl I knew used to be fearless.
Melanie: The girl you knew didn't have a life.
Jake: Guess you better get on with it then.

View Quote [to Melanie] Woo-oo. You look like sex on a stick in that Frederick Montana getup.

View Quote Honey, just 'cause I talk slow doesn't mean I'm stupid.

View Quote Mayor Kate Hennings: You're just gonna let her humiliate you... with some bullshit about an old husband?!
Andrew: Yeah, I think I am. Excuse me.

View Quote [after Melanie tells Andrew that she still loves Jake at the wedding] I've never met anyone so manipulative, so deceitful...and I'm in politics.

View Quote You dumb stubborn redneck hick.

View Quote You're the first boy I ever kissed, Jake, and I want you to be the last.

View Quote Well, aren't you just a big fat liar?

View Quote [Drunk, at the bar] Oh Bobby Ray....why don't you just go to a gay bar.

View Quote Look at you, you have a baby... In a bar.

View Quote Praise the Lord, the South has risen again.