Speed quotes from The Swan Princess (1994)

You're being sneaky again, Jean-Bob!

Jean-Bob

What sneaky? You deserve a nice bouquet!

And you deserve a kiss.

Jean-Bob

Well, all right! [puckers up]

You know I'm under a spell!

Jean-Bob

But my kiss would break ze spell!

Speed

Give it up, Jean-Bob.

I can only kiss the man I love, and then he...

Jean-Bob

Must make a vow of "everlasting love". I know - !

And prove it to the world!

Jean-Bob

WHAT do you think I was doing with ze flowers and ze alligators going "CHOMP CHOMP"?

Speed, make him understand.

Speed

I'm only a turtle.

Me name is Puffin. Lt. Puffin.

It's a pleasure, Lt. Puffin. I'm Odette. Princess Odette. [Puffin kisses her hand] And these are my best friends in the whole world: Mr. Lorenzo Trudgealong...

Speed

Friends call me Speed.

...and Jean-Bob.

Jean-Bob

I have no friends. Only servants. And they call me "your highness".

Speed

Thinks he's a prince.

Speed

I think I pulled a muscle.

Jean-Bob

I'm gonna die! I know it! I'm on a mission with a lame turtle!