A character in Babe: Pig in the City (1998)

Bob quotes from Babe: Pig in the City (1998)

Steven Wright

Scenes with Bob

5 scenes
Thelonius

And what have we here?

Bob

Well, um, we're in a negotiation with this naked, pink individual.

Zootie

He's of foreign extraction, your honor.

Easy

Possibly even an alien.

Babe

Open up, please. Open this door.

Zootie

You got a problem, sweetie?

Babe

Um... uh...

Bob

Who is it, honey?

Zootie

It's, uh... kind of a baldy, pinky, whitey thingy.

Bob

Hey, dogs, you got any edibles? Any nibbley-dibbleys?

Flealick

Eh, we got a carpet here with some nice spaghetti stains.

Nigel

But we can't keep licking the carpet, can we, Alan?

Alan

No, Nigel.

Bob

All I know is what I see. Tug comes in with the bag, just doin' his job, collectin' stuff, and you barge in here accusacating and making demandments.

The Narrator
[Babe is asleep under a bed; his belly rumbles as he groans]

By nightfall, all of Babe's concerns, all the troubled voices in his head were drowned out by a long insistent moan.

Deep, Gravelly Voice

Food.

The Narrator

The fact is, Babe's belly was making such a fuss, he began to believe it was talking to him.

Deep, Gravelly Voice

Food!

Bob
[Babe wakes up]

Anybody got any food? Anybody? Hey, dogs, you got any edibles? Any nibbley-dibbleys?

Flealick

Eh, we got a carpet here with some nice spaghetti stains.

Nigel

But we can't keep licking the carpet, can we, Alan?

Alan

No, Nigel.

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