A scene from Superman II 1980
Lex Luthor
[Lex, walking through the Daily Planet, observes the destruction wrought by Non] [muttering]

Even with all this accumulated knowledge, when will these dummies learn to use a doorknob?

Lex Luthor
[He enters Perry White's office]

Hi! You should see the White House. They'll be cleaning it for months.

Lois Lane

Lex Luthor.

Jimmy Olsen

Wouldn't you know it!

General Zod
[holds Jimmy up by the scruff of his neck]

This is the son of Jor-El?

Jimmy Olsen

No, but I'll bet you're the son of a...

Lois Lane
[cuts him off]

JIMMY!

General Zod

You promised me the son of Jor-El.

Lex Luthor

Oh yes, Your Grace. But what I've given you is the next best thing. You just hold onto that little lady and he'll be along. You see, that have this relationship. She does all his public relations and he gives her every exclusive.

Lex Luthor
[Luthor snickers]

They're the best of friends. [snickers again] You know what I mean?

Ursa

What an undemanding male this Superman must be.

Lois Lane

Yeah, and you could use a tuck here and there yourself, sister.
. . .

General Zod

She lives for now. Kill the rest. [nods to Lex] Starting with him.

Lex Luthor

W— w— wait! W-wait! Wait! Don't you remember the White House? The- the Oval Room? We had a few laughs, right? Oh, it's Australia, Australia! It's too much, right, okay forget it. I can turn over a new leaf...a tree, a whole forest.

Superman
[Superman arrives, floating just outside Perry White's office window.]

General? Would you care to step outside?

Lois Lane

Superman!

Lex Luthor

Superman! Thank God. [Zod looks sharply at Lex] I mean, get him!

General Zod

Come to me, son of Jor-El! Kneel before Zod!

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