A character in Superman II (1980)

Ursa quotes from Superman II (1980)

Sarah Douglas
A line from Ursa

General Zod does not take orders! He gives them.

More lines from Ursa

4 quotes
Ursa

If the whole planet is watching, cannot we show them something more interesting?

Ursa

What kind of a backwards planet is this, where the fighting men wear jewelry and ribbons?

Scenes with Ursa

9 scenes
General Zod
(In East Houston, Non is about to destroy a TV newscrew's equipment, but he is stopped by Zod)

No! Who else is seeing this?

Reporter

Ah . . . well, with this satellite link up, uh . . . just about everybody. I mean, the whole planet!

General Zod

The whole planet Houston?

Reporter

Earth. The whole planet Earth.

General Zod
(Zod looks arrogantly into the camera) (satisfied with the man's answer)

You may continue.

Reporter

As the extraordinary story continues . . . as this extraordinary st—

Ursa
(petulantly)

Enough of this nonsense! If the whole planet is watching, can't we show them something more interesting?

Army Major
(A US Army battalion has been deployed to East Houston) (via bullhorn)

Throw down your arms and surrender! This is an order!

Ursa

General Zod does not take orders. He gives them.

Ursa
(An Army helicopter fires on the Kryptonians, to no effect)

Look! They need machines to fly!

General Zod

What bravery! Be nice to them, my dear. Blow them a kiss.

General Zod
(Ursa blows at the chopper and the resulting violent wind sends the craft crashing fatally into a barn)

I win! (now realizing the lack of resistance he is receiving) I always win. Is there no one on this planet to even challenge me?

Ursa
(With East Houston in ruins, the US Army battalion surrenders to the Zod trio)

Come forward. Your General wishes to speak.

General Zod

I am General Zod. Your ruler. Yes, today begins a new order! Your lands, your possessions, your very lives will gladly be given in tribute to me, General Zod. In return for your obedience, you will enjoy my generous protection. In other words, you will be allowed to live.

General Zod

So you are a general too? And who is your superior?

Army General

I answer only to the President.

General Zod

And he will answer to me! Or all of his cities will end up like this one!

Ursa
[Non, Ursa, and Zod lounge about the Oval Office, bored.]

You're master of all you survey.

General Zod

So I was yesterday. And the day before.

Lex Luthor
[Lex Luthor waves a white handkerchief in the doorway, knocks, then enters.]

Hello, there. Lex Luthor. Lex Luthor. Possibly you've heard of the name — the greatest, eh, criminal mind on Earth?

Ursa

I told you this was a puny planet.

Lex Luthor
[She and Non advance on Lex]

Wait just a moment! Wait— till you get to know me better, will you, please? [laughs nervously] Wait! Look! I-I-I-I-I can give you, uh, anything you want! I-I can give you the brass ring! The… uh, unlimited freedom to maim, kill, destroy! Plus . . . Lex Luthor's keen mind, Lex Luthor's savvy . . . [He grasps Ursa's hand.] . . . Lex Luthor's career guidance, Lex Luthor's school of better re—

General Zod
[Ursa squeezes. Lex grimaces as his bones audibly crunch.]

We have all of this without you. You cannot bargain with what you don't have.

Lex Luthor

Oh, Magnificent One. [bows] What I am bargaining with is what you do not have. The Son of Jor-El.

General Zod
(Non turns to General Zod, clearly intrigued by Luthor's offer) (taken aback)

The son of Jor-El?

Lex Luthor

I said that, didn't I?

General Zod

Jor-El, our jailer?
Lex Luthor{sarcastically): No, Jor-El the baseball player.... (seeing Non and Ursa start toward him)
Lex Luthor{serious tone}: Uh yes! Jor-El, your jailer.

General Zod
(still at a loss)

The Son or Jor-El! On this planet?

Lex Luthor

Ah, possibly you know him better by his nom de voyage, or his . . . name he travels under — Superman.

General Zod
(everything now making sense)

Ah, so this is Superman. How do you know of Jor-El?

Lex Luthor

Oh, my Fullness . . . as I explained to you before . . . I'm about the best there is.

General Zod

Revenge! We will kill the son of our jailer!

Ursa

Revenge!

Lex Luthor

Revenge! Heh heh, now we're cooking, huh?

General Zod

He flies, then?

Lex Luthor

Constantly.

General Zod

He has powers as we do?

Lex Luthor

Certainly, but, uh . . . oh, Magnificent One, he is . . . just one, where you are . . . three!

Lex Luthor
[Non growls menacingly]

Or four, if you count him twice.

General Zod

We will bring him to his knees!

Ursa

Praying!

General Zod

Yes, to me!

Lex Luthor
[Zod strides toward the door, Ursa and Non following]

Wait!

Lex Luthor
[They turn back to Lex]

First you must find him. And Lex Baby is the only one who knows where he is.

General Zod

What . . . do you want?

Lex Luthor
[Lex makes himself at home in the President's chair and lights a cigar.]

Well, General . . . the world is a big place. Thank goodness, uh . . . my needs are small. Eh, as it turns out, I have this affinity for, uh . . . beachfront property.

General Zod
(approaching Luthor and mildly irked)

What do you want?

Lex Luthor
[Lex, feet up on the Oval Office desk, makes a Nixonian double-V sign with his fingers]

Australia!

Lex Luthor
[Lex, walking through the Daily Planet, observes the destruction wrought by Non] [muttering]

Even with all this accumulated knowledge, when will these dummies learn to use a doorknob?

Lex Luthor
[He enters Perry White's office]

Hi! You should see the White House. They'll be cleaning it for months.

Lois Lane

Lex Luthor.

Jimmy Olsen

Wouldn't you know it!

General Zod
[holds Jimmy up by the scruff of his neck]

This is the son of Jor-El?

Jimmy Olsen

No, but I'll bet you're the son of a...

Lois Lane
[cuts him off]

JIMMY!

General Zod

You promised me the son of Jor-El.

Lex Luthor

Oh yes, Your Grace. But what I've given you is the next best thing. You just hold onto that little lady and he'll be along. You see, that have this relationship. She does all his public relations and he gives her every exclusive.

Lex Luthor
[Luthor snickers]

They're the best of friends. [snickers again] You know what I mean?

Ursa

What an undemanding male this Superman must be.

Lois Lane

Yeah, and you could use a tuck here and there yourself, sister.
. . .

General Zod

She lives for now. Kill the rest. [nods to Lex] Starting with him.

Lex Luthor

W— w— wait! W-wait! Wait! Don't you remember the White House? The- the Oval Room? We had a few laughs, right? Oh, it's Australia, Australia! It's too much, right, okay forget it. I can turn over a new leaf...a tree, a whole forest.

Superman
[Superman arrives, floating just outside Perry White's office window.]

General? Would you care to step outside?

Lois Lane

Superman!

Lex Luthor

Superman! Thank God. [Zod looks sharply at Lex] I mean, get him!

General Zod

Come to me, son of Jor-El! Kneel before Zod!

General Zod

Son of Jor-El. We were beginning to think you were a coward.

Superman

I'm not a coward, Zod.

Ursa

Let him prove it!

General Zod

Possibly not. It is extremely likely you are merely a fool. Like father, like son.

Superman

Somehow I just can't hear you, Zod.

General Zod
[Zod fetches slab of concrete and prepares to throw it at Superman.]

Then die as you deserve to!

General Zod

This . . . Superman is nothing of the kind! I've discovered his weakness.

Ursa

Yes.

General Zod

He cares. He actually cares for these Earth people.

Ursa

Like pets?

General Zod

I suppose so.

Ursa

Sentimental idiot.

Ursa
(Superman rams the mammoth radio antenna back onto the Metropolis State Building, onto the momentarily supine Non)

He's caged Non.

General Zod

I'll draw his fire . . . with some of my own.

General Zod
[Superman flies off, abandoning Metropolis to Zod]

Our victory is complete. The Son of Jor-El has fled.

Jimmy Olson

Superman fled?

Perry White

I don't believe you!

Lex Luthor

You heard him. Three against one.

General Zod

He fled in fear of us!

Lois Lane
(shakily)

He'll be back! As long as he's alive, he's going to try again.

General Zod

The next time we will kill him.

Lex Luthor

The next time? The next time? What am I gonna do with you people, huh? I held up my end. I delivered the Blue Boy. What do I get for my triple threat? "Bow! Yield! Kneel!" That kind of stuff closes out of town.

General Zod

Why do you say this to me… when you know I will kill you for it?

Lex Luthor

Kill me? Lex Luthor? Extinguish the greatest criminal flame of our age? Eradicate the only man on Earth with—

Ursa

Kill him!

Lex Luthor

Superman's address?

General Zod
(Superman flees Metropolis; the villains return to the Daily Planet)

Our victory is complete. The Son of Jor-El has fled.

Jimmy Olson

Superman fled?

Perry White

I don't believe it.

Lex Luthor

You heard him. Three against one.

General Zod

He fled in fear of us!

Lois Lane
(shakily)

He'll be back! Believe me, he'll be back.

General Zod

Then next time we will kill him.

Lex Luthor

The next time? The next time? What am I gonna do with you people, huh? I held up my end; I delivered the Blue Boy. What do I get for my triple threat? "Bow! Yield! Kneel!" That kind of stuff closes out of town.

General Zod

Why do you say this to me when you know I will kill you for it?

Lex Luthor

Kill me? Lex Luthor? Extinguish the greatest criminal flame of our age? Eradicate the only man on Earth with...

Ursa
(impatiently)

Let me kill him!

Lex Luthor

Superman's address?

General Zod
(Lois and Perry stare at Luthor in shock) (suspiciously)

What more do you want? I can see the greed written on your face.

Lex Luthor

A small incentive, oh Fullest One. A mere bauble to jog the memory.

General Zod

What more?

Lex Luthor

Cuba.

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