C-3PO Don't you call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease! Now come on before somebody sees you. C-3PO We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life. C-3PO Go that way! You'll be malfunctioning within a day, you nearsighted scrap pile. And don't let me catch you following me, begging for help, because you won't get it!