C-3PO [Repeated line]
We're doomed.
7th most-quoted character in Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope (1977): in 9 of its 109 quotes
Most scenes with: Grand Moff Tarkin (3), Luke Skywalker (2)
Hang on tight, R2. You've got to come back. You wouldn't want my life to get boring, would you?
More lines from C-3PO
5 quotes C-3PO C-3PO Don't you call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease! Now come on before somebody sees you.
C-3PO [To R2-D2]
We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life.
C-3PO Go that way! You'll be malfunctioning within a day, you nearsighted scrap pile. And don't let me catch you following me, begging for help, because you won't get it!
C-3PO Listen to them! They're dying, R2. Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough. It's all my fault. My poor master.
Scenes with C-3PO
3 scenes C-3PO [confused]
As a matter of fact, I'm not even sure what planet I'm on.
Well, if there's a bright center of the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from.
No, my father didn't fight in the wars. He was a navigator on a spice freighter.
Ben Kenobi
That's what your uncle told you. He didn't hold with your father's ideals. Thought he should have stayed here and not gotten involved.
You fought in the Clone Wars?
Ben Kenobi
Yes, I was once a Jedi Knight the same as your father.
I wish I'd known him.
Ben Kenobi
He was the best starpilot in the galaxy, and a cunning warrior. I understand you've become quite a good pilot yourself. And he was a good friend. Which reminds me, I have something here for you. You father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool idealistic crusade like your father did.
C-3PO Sir, if you'll not be needing me, I'll close down for awhile.
Sure, go ahead.
Ben Kenobi
Your father's lightsaber. [He turns it on and hands it to Luke, who begins swinging it around while Ben continues.] This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster. An elegant weapon, for a more civilized age. For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Before the dark times. Before the Empire.
Ben Kenobi
A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi Knights. He betrayed and murdered your father. Now the Jedi are all but extinct. Vader was seduced by the dark side of the Force.
The Force?
Ben Kenobi
The Force is what gives a Jedi his powers. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us, penetrates us, it binds the galaxy together. [to R2-D2] Now, let's see if we can't figure out who you are, my little friend. And where you come from.
I saw part of the message he was—
Ben Kenobi
[R2-D2 abruptly begins playing Leia's holographic message]
I seem to have found it.
[in a hologram message]
General Kenobi. Years ago, you served my father in the Clone Wars. Now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Empire. I regret that I am unable to present my father's request to you in person, but my ship has fallen under attack and I'm afraid my mission to bring you to Alderaan has failed. I have placed information vital to the survival of the Rebellion into the memory systems of this R2 unit. My father will know how to retrieve it. You must see this droid safely delivered to him in Alderaan. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope. [looks to the side quickly, then crouches to end the message]
Ben Kenobi
[to Luke]
You must learn the ways of the Force if you're to come with me to Alderaan.
Alderaan? I'm not going to Alderaan. I've got to go home. It's late, I'm in for it as it is.
Ben Kenobi
I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing.
I can't get involved! I've got work to do! It's not that I like the Empire, I hate it, but there's nothing I can do about it right now. It's such a long way from here.
Ben Kenobi
That's your uncle talking.
Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this?
Ben Kenobi
[pleading]
Learn about the Force, Luke.
Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you're going.
Ben Kenobi
[resigned]
You must do what you feel is right, of course.
C-3PO [R2-D2 is playing a chess-like game against Chewbacca, who roars after one of his creatures is defeated.]
He made a perfectly legal move.
Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a Wookiee.
C-3PO But sir, nobody worries about upsetting a droid.
That's 'cause a droid don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees have been known to do that.
C-3PO [Chewbacca leans back with his hands folded behind his head, for effect.] [considering]
I see your point, sir. I suggest a new strategy, R2. Let the Wookiee win.
