C-3PO Go that way! You'll be malfunctioning within a day, you nearsighted scrap pile. And don't let me catch you following me, begging for help, because you won't get it! C-3PO Listen to them! They're dying, R2. Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough. It's all my fault. My poor master. C-3PO Hang on tight, R2. You've got to come back. You wouldn't want my life to get boring, would you?