Be a good girl and swat your brother for me.
Oh, I will.
Most scenes together: Carmen & Juni (5), Juni & Alexandra (2)
Be a good girl and swat your brother for me.
Oh, I will.
Back off. I want my father to come up here and get me!
But he's the president of the United States.
I told you so!
Never.
Oooooh!
Okay, Mom, if you're looking for top secret information, just go straight to the source.
Welcome to the Pentagon.
How did you do that? You can't do that, there is no hacking in this household!
Show me that again.
Trust me. When the moment comes, you'll know.
I think that moment's come.
We're kids, not monsters.
What's the difference?
Actually, my children are safe, somewhere in the Gobi desert, I believe.
Well, Cortezes, any last words?
None that I can say in front of my children.
Not to mention your mother.
Where'd it go?
I don't know.
They've tried to gobble me up on more than one occasion! Why do they despise me so? I created them. [looking thoughtful] Do you think... God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created, here on Earth? [sees Carmen and Juni giving him odd looks] Stop looking at me like that! I'm no loon!
Can't let you bust up my dad's machine, Juni. So I guess I'll just have to... bust you up!
Excuse me there, sport.
Remember, an agent is only as good as his gadgets.